Am I the only one who is super perplexed when a picture of a fit girl is posted and all the comments below are “how” ” how is this even possible” “how did you even get this body” Seriously? You don’t know? Well you have to travel deep into some dark place in Eastern hemisphere (It’s a undisclosed location) on the third of each third October at 3:00 (AM or PM also undisclosed) and you will meet a monk or maybe he’s a lawyer, or maybe just a guy who lives at home and likes to take peoples lighters idk, anyways, you go up to him and you say an incantation, you hop in an undisclosed pattern and you have to eat 20 sour baby burps in black licorice form. And then boom! You have the body you’ve always wanted!

Seriously, they work out and eat clean. And when I see the comments below the picture that say “Why can’t I be you” Here is why you can’t; It’s because you don’t live their lifestyle. If by some magical power you were put into your dream body overnight, that perfect dream body would maybe last you a month if you were lucky, you would have literally no idea what to do with yourself. Your old self would start creeping up again because you weren’t there to do all the work, have all the patience and make all the sacrifices it took to get there.